|Hang on. It's Lagging.|
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
Cookie Monster asks the important questions.
I don’t understand this joke thats been going around for some time now. What does that joke (if its even a joke) supposed to mean? o.O
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational